I was recently commenting on my Facebook page about how no matter which way you twist the bread tie, it’s always the wrong way. The little plastic tags are no better. I’m doing good to open the bread once or twice before one side of that little plastic clip breaks off. It seems that in …
I grew up on a very small farm. My dad was a bank officer by day, farmer by night. My first paying gig was as a chicken farmer when I was 8 years old. I had 10 hens that I fed and collected their eggs. I decorated egg cartons and sold fresh eggs to all …
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To really appreciate this story, it helps to know the people involved, especially my father. I will try my best to provide a proper amount of backstory. My father is one of the calmest, laid back, practical people I know. He is not excitable, as evidenced by his willingness to continue to teach me to …
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So, it appears that Lindsay Lohan is a hoarder. It was on “The Insider,” so it must be true, right? Maybe that’s why she came out of the closet, there was no room left in there! At any rate, my mind immediately turned to the idea of having a special “Celebrity Hoarders” show. As if …
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Everybody come on in and sit a spell. Allow me to tell you a bit about myself; I will try to cover the last 40 years in a painless 40-second (all times approximate) synopsis. I was born in a Catholic hospital in Washington, D.C. on my brother’s fifth birthday. My father decided he didn’t like …
After much gentle prodding, along with some thinly veiled threats, I’m going to attempt to set up a blog. I have no idea what I’m doing, so wish me luck and be afraid. Very afraid. The thought of being gracefully humorous while trying to figure out the technical end of this is frightening, but is …
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